Dear Mom and Dad,How could you do this to me??!! Because of your neglect to brush me since the hairless dog came to live with us in January, they did this to me when you took me for a haircut. I heard you tell them just to take about half of my hair off, but after you left they just laughed in my face and said I was so matted that they were going to have to shave me. And then...to make it worse, they didn't even cut my ears one tiny little bit so now the neighborhood dogs are calling me Pippi. I don't even want to go for walks anymore and I prefer to be let outside in the back because I am so self-conscious. I can't even look at you when you take my picture because I am so embarrassed. How did this happen. I used to be king. You use to play with me and sing to me and cuddle with me all day every day until that little mongrel came. He has bigger and cooler toys than me and always gets to go with you when you leave the house. This is disturbing.
Feeling Replaced,
Bentley
4 comments:
Poor little Bentley!
HAHAHAHAAHHA!!! Bentley and Sweet Pea need to get together for a playdate! They are both feeling neglected!
Oh poor Bentley! Just wait until Will is old enough to start crawling around after Bentley pulling his tail!
hahaha! perfect post for the picture. :) I always feel bad for Bailey when he gets a haircut too b/c he looks so naked. lol I think he realizes that he is exposed too. lol
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